Vending Machines

I just came back from the vending machine, with a candy bar I KNOW will not satisfy me. We all get those urges, in the afternoon after lunch, we scuffle to the vending machine, already knowing that nothing is in there that we want. I think I have come up with a great idea. How about a vending machine with shoes and jewelery in it? Now THAT would make me feel good. Instead of a Butterfinger, I think what I really wanted was amethyst earrings, or occassionally a new handbag. Since they can't seem to have vending machines with healthy fruit or spicey taco's, which is really what we all want. How about a machine with something after a womans own heart. A Target or Kohls vending machine. No Calories there!